The best fix!
Once again I have been reminded about what the best fix in the world is. I mean talk about something that can make all the problems in the world vanish in a matter of a few seconds. Something this great should be illegal but for some crazy reason it is still as legal as growing grass. I dont mean 'grass' as in pot, I mean grass as in the grass that grows on the ground as a cover, and people spend thousands of dollars to make look nice and green and pretty, just like the perfect fix. Its not always green but it does have a way to stick around for years to come, but its not acid. To tell you truth its not a drug at all, because I dont think you can buy drugs in a store, but this you can! Give up on what it is? I know I would be confused as hell if I were in your shoes so I guess Ill just tell you what it is. The best fix in the world is.... Duct Tape. Thats right duct tape, it will fix anything you ever break and the gray color it comes with is one of a kind. Now there are many other colors to choose from so if you dont enjoy the shiny gray you can take one of about 5 other shiny colors.
About the fixing anything part, if you can never fix anything you have to try duct tape. There is something about it that makes everything better, it even removes warts (no joke). Dont take my word for it though, just listen to some quick fixes that you can use duct tape for.
1) Out of rope and need to tie someone up? Wrap them in duct tape and you will have nothing to worry about.
2) Brothers/Sister/Roommate/Detainee annoying you? Shut them up with a piece of duct across the mouth, best quickest fix.
3) Need to hang something up on your wall? Duct tape is extremely adhesive so you dont have to worry about it falling right away like you would with scotch tape.
4) Bumper fall off your car? You might want to get something other than duct tape for this but if you so wish you can make a rope with the tape and tie it back on.
The list goes on and on, but these are some of my personal favorites. I just dont see why anything this versital is as cheap as it is as well. You can even make a prom dress and tux out of it to possibly win a scholarship, who wouldnt want semi-free money that easy! Well for now I decided this is enough information on something as great as duct tape and I shall turn in, so until next we meet...
-Dont leave me hanging, this tape isnt going to hold forever
About the fixing anything part, if you can never fix anything you have to try duct tape. There is something about it that makes everything better, it even removes warts (no joke). Dont take my word for it though, just listen to some quick fixes that you can use duct tape for.
1) Out of rope and need to tie someone up? Wrap them in duct tape and you will have nothing to worry about.
2) Brothers/Sister/Roommate/Detainee annoying you? Shut them up with a piece of duct across the mouth, best quickest fix.
3) Need to hang something up on your wall? Duct tape is extremely adhesive so you dont have to worry about it falling right away like you would with scotch tape.
4) Bumper fall off your car? You might want to get something other than duct tape for this but if you so wish you can make a rope with the tape and tie it back on.
The list goes on and on, but these are some of my personal favorites. I just dont see why anything this versital is as cheap as it is as well. You can even make a prom dress and tux out of it to possibly win a scholarship, who wouldnt want semi-free money that easy! Well for now I decided this is enough information on something as great as duct tape and I shall turn in, so until next we meet...
-Dont leave me hanging, this tape isnt going to hold forever
posted by Adam at Wednesday, October 27, 2004
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