So much time so little to say...

So many days to talk about so little time, actually I have all the time in the world but nothing to talk about. I find the less I actually do the less I have to worry about, therefore less that I have to talk about. I imagine I could talk about something but nothing seems all that interesting, you see for I have a disease called the BLD, Boring Life Disease. I have also found that many people at MSU have also come down with this syndrome and I feel it is my job to inform the world about my findings. The symptoms of my increasingly common disease are as follows... Fridays and Saturdays with little or nothing to do, spending your weekend evenings studying for a test that you are over prepared for, drinking in your room/house with 1-2 other people, spending your weekend doing homework, losing your virginity to a porn movie and a blow-up doll, and the list goes on and on. Although I myself have only become victim to the first through forth symptoms I fear that other symptoms may arise. There is hope for the world though, for I have found a way to off-set the problems with the disease. The easiest way has been to get a group of friends and go out and party, dance, or laugh your ass off at drunk people. Enjoy this information, and dont become a victim or BLD!

-"Stop acting like a bitch before I slap you like one." -Mr. White